I’ve seen the scenario numerous times on television sitcoms. Big jokes that produce big laughs.
I’ve lived in my not so humble abode for over two years and recently decided to remain for another three years, or in other words, until I turn 55 and can move into an apartment complex exclusively rented to those 55 and over. Don’t really mind the commute and even with the higher gas prices will still save a considerable amount living in a cheaper apartment that includes all utilities and cable.
Knew the walls were thin when I had to put up with the noisy neighbors who at times were ten in number. It was a red-letter day when they were evicted last summer and a soon-to-be divorced older man (oops, he’s my age) moved in. It’s been relatively quiet except when his almost 20-year younger girlfriend is there who now seems to be a constant fixture. Although not often, I’ve been kept awake or awakened from a peaceful slumber by their domestic disputes. She’s like a screaming banshee. But, hey, is it all that surprising considering the age difference? Sorry…
Last night while watching a taped episode of Lost, heard some strange noises coming from next door; a female voice oohing and aahing, and an “Oh, Mark” in the mix. Must have been a wham, bam, and thank you ma’am moment because it didn’t last too long. Know the layout of that apartment so I definitely could say, “Please take it to the bedroom.” Yep, you know the walls are too thin when you hear your neighbors in the throws of passion.
Think I prefer the screaming.
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Yep ... those walls are too thin and there's really not much you can do but listen and use your imagination. Or ignore it. Had a similar experience years ago while staying at a motel in Kentucky. I was there to preach the funeral of a dear friend's mother and was sharing a room with this much older woman (separate beds!) when the much younger couple in the room next to us put on a sound show. Jean slept through it but I got the whole show and encore. I still wonder how they have those encores!
My mom and dad were in Vegas and were sound asleep when a woman started yelling. My mom being a light sleeper started yelling at my dad to call security. My dad at first tried to ignore her hoping she would catch on, no such luck. Finally my mom caught on to what was happening. They didn't get much sleep that night.
You kow the walls are too thin when you sneeze and your neigbor says, "Gezundheit!"
Maybe you ought to treat them to some sound effects too. You know, jungle sounds, sirens, wolves howling, a few oohs and ahhs, followed by a bugle call. It might give them a whole new perspective on what it feels like to live with a noisy neighbor.
Steve
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